Subject’s sorta serious, I’m not sure if there’s room for any?
Once upon a time, not so long ago, America was the preeminent country in the world. We led that world in cultural pursuits, scientific breakthroughs, and military might. We had style in nearly every endeavor. From clothes to cars, from medicines to music..., You name it! We did it bigger, better, faster, smarter than anyone else (ever).